Where did you get a picture of my penis
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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