no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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