1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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