I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
false alarm. still invincible.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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