So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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