You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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