erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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