I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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