I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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