we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dick very happy bro
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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