I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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