I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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