and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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