? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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