we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
