I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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