Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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