there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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