Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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