the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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