Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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