I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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