Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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