Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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