That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Is it penis luge time yet?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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