So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
