Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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