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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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