I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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