i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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