Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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