Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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