You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize