I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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