I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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