Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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