I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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