How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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