Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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