Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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