im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
this will be a night to untag.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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