They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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