I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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