Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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