The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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