I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How naked do you want me to be?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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