There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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