So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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