Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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