you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we're so committed to being not committed
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