Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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