I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
