I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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