One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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