dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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