The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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