The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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