My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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