I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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