Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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